Jun 11, 2010

Friday is for What the Hell?

Random things that have been piling up under the stairs of my brain, like that place where we keep weird uncle Ernie that nobody talks about.

Thanks for pointing out that it was corn. Otherwise I would have thought this was weird or something!



I don't know, he looks pretty legit to me. Let's just take off and leave the kids.



Now I have seen everything. The horse proctologist simulator....



From the fine folks in China, comes Space baby.


This is troublesome on many levels, but what I really want to know is what is coming in her room that she really needs the scope for?


Attention young girls: They don't all spew out wine.


Like the title says. What The Hell?!


I guess there are some women who are fans of the look, or want to enhance theirs.



We can point to this moment as the exact time that little Bobby learned about "Restraining Orders".


Huggies Commercial:




Not disturbed enough yet? Then clicky here for a commercial for a drink called, I kid you not, Bloody Zit:


Remember, what has been seen here cannot be unseen!

13 comments:

  1. You know, someone could have pointed out years ago that you're supposed to ENHANCE your cameltoe instead of wearing things to hide it. No wonder I'm uncool.

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  2. That is one fine crop of frozen horse heads. Or are they donkeys?

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  3. What the Hell isn't really the word I would have chosen for this collection. hahhaLOL. Those girls and the Penis wine fairie...every class has them and you know just how they will turn out when they grow up?

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  4. Elderly Bacchus and Space Baby in the same post? Dreams do come true!

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  5. A horse proctologist simulator? Is that a new game for the Wii?

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  6. There's hope for little Bobby, because at least he's staring at the she-nerd in the Lara Croft get up. The rest of the nerds are staring at the video game on the screen.

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  7. That Huggies commercial cracks me up every time! Mostly because he reminds me of my man's grandson...in looks and attitude.

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  8. Interesting re: the camel toe cup. I wonder what would happen if you wore this over it?

    http://ow.ly/1Xk88

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  9. I'm thinking it's not women who wear the camel toe accessory--at least, not women who were born that way.

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  10. You know, I was offended by the camel toe cup until I saw that it wasn't tested on camels. So I just ordered 4.

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  11. That Bacchus guy..those were little kids for pete's sake. And the horse heads? This is either a Slovakian version of the Cadillac Ranch or the Godfather got really pissed at somebody over there.

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  12. Oh, my eyes! My eyes!

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  13. Holy shit, that woman in the first pic has taken Puxatawney Phil hostage, how will we know when winter is going to end next year???

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