Jun 26, 2010

Home Depot

From my buddy Jack, this is great!

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.

Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!


  1. Hahaha! I'm going to Home Depot tomorrow...with my brother, so he'll keep me in check. ; )

  2. You have no idea how close you are

  3. Flannery read this to me as I was laying on the sofa with my foot propped up so the swelling would go down. Let me tell you, this is a great joke but to hear it in Flannery's voice made it twice as funny!


  4. I've never seen anyone working in a Home Depot who I would screw for anything.

  5. hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do....

  6. I always like to fondle all the nipples when I'm in a hardware store.

  7. I was in Lowe's Hardware once buying screws for a shelf I was mounting on the wall and the salesman who was "helping" me clearly said "tits" insteads of "tips" while talking about one type of screw. I stared at him and he started laughing and said, "did you hear what I said? I said tits! Hahahaha!"


    I shook it off and he went back to describing the screws, during which he said "tits" again. Then he blushed.

    "I'm so sorry, ma'am," he grovelled in horror. And I turned and walked the f*ck right out of the store.

    Nobody calls me "ma'am" - NOBODY!! I'm a "miss," dammit!!!!