Nov 3, 2010
Now that our friend Fernando has settled in, he decided to try and earn his keep around here. I thought I would try him out configuring some switches and doing an install guide, but all he wanted to do was play in the box of cables.
I was a little surprised that he didn't know his Cat5 from RCA jacks, but he seems kind of trainable...
So I decided to give him a proof reading job on one of my manuals, and as soon as I turn my back, guess what? He's trying to make a call to somebody, probably in New Zealand for crying out loud!
I told Fernando, if you want to gab on the phone, take my next conference call, will ya? Turns out he can bullshit with the best of them! I swear I actually heard him throw out "Leverage Synergy" and "win-win solution". But he got tired of having the phone crooked against his neck (do pigs have necks?) so he asked to use my headset.