May 23, 2007

Important safety information!

I lost this web site and just found it again while cleaning up things. It is a wonderful parody of the Department of Homeland Security warnings on

My favorite is "If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell."

What's yours?


  1. Oh yeah, I remember you sending me this before. I like:

    If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass.

  2. I have not laughed so hard in ages! I had to steal that link.

  3. as an avid 35mm not digital photograher I like the family photo one.

  4. GKL: I know I probably sent it before, but you know, every day is a whole new world for me...

    JY: Steal away my friend!

    Cheer: That's a great one also!

  5. These are so good! I liked:
    Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

  6. Chris: He he he, aren't these great?

  7. Anonymous3:56 PM

    naah, the bestest one is about the closet door leading to Hell. "don't go there."

    Some people need clear, practical advice!!

  8. BO: I am one of those people!