I'll never forget the day I first saw him. We were driving home from Golden and Kathy said "Why don't you go this way?" We headed down a street I had never been on and found ourselves driving by a little strip mall. Then Kathy says "Turn in here a minute." Now my spidey senses are on alert, and sure enough, we wind up parking in front of a pet store. Kathy had been out in Golden a couple of days before and had found Hootie sitting in a cage looking so lonely. When we walked in, there was a sad little puppy up high in his own cage, with a sign that had 2 different prices crossed out and the third was pretty low. He had been taken and then returned to the pet store. I knew right then that we were heading home with another dog, I had been suckered! I still wasn't quite over the loss of our Golden Retriever, but I never do seem to get over the loss of a pet. Kathy knows that I need a replacement though, and seeing as we always have dogs in pairs, our
well, I once paid a cute lil' Asian woman $15 to hold, measure and examine my naughty bits.
ReplyDeleteOf course, she was a specialist in reproductive urology and I was there for a workup re: why my S-2B-X and I weren't getting pregnant, but at the very least NOW it makes a good story and I've got one up on YEEEW!
(oh, the $15 was the co-pay...)
That is very funny......I wonder if she stayed at a Holiday Inn....
ReplyDeleteI wish I still had HBO - I would totally watch this show. It looks really funny.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of this... I'm gonna have to go find more!
ReplyDeletePersonally I'm happy if I go to the doctor and they at least TRY to stifle their laughter.
That's hilarious! I loved the "Gay Gary" one too. I actually know a few Gay Garys, and it's spot-on.
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