Mar 11, 2009

Texas Chainsaw Vibrator

File this under "Stories that make you wince"...

By Matthew Stabley
NBC Washington.com
updated 58 minutes ago


LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new, the sheriff's office said.

18 comments:

  1. Good Lord! Nothing quite like kinky sex gone wrong, especially with power tools!

    Doc

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  2. OW OWWW OWWWWWW

    Here's the horrible thing. THere's actually a website called, I think, "f*ckingmachines.com"

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  4. I guess they won't try that one again..

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  5. ... although if they're stupid enough to try it once....

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  6. Holy crap! I understand a little experimentation, but that seems more like what I like to call "crazy talk". If my husband ever suggested trying something like that I think I'd have him admitted to Disneyland South!!!
    :-)

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  7. Reminds me of the Darwin Awards! Yikes!!!!

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  8. What's she thinking? Always try it on your partner first.

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  9. maybe they should stick to the "tried and true" methods. Yikes!

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  10. Great, a home episiotomy just because some idiot was either too cheap or just too embarrassed to go into a sex shop and buy a vibrator. God, people are stupid.

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  11. Kim, I hope you are reading this. Great sales pitch for your products.

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  12. why didnt she just sit on a jack hammer or something kinky like that. blood is not a turn on!


    C

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  13. P.S.

    i wonder if she SAW that coming....

    lmaorof...
    god, i kill me...

    c

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  14. Ah, Darwin, never lets us when it comes to news items.

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  15. By saber saw I am guessing they mean a reciprocating saw like a Sawzall. As the name would indicate, a reciprocating saw would actually make a good platform for a modified sex toy. The big mistake they made was not removing the actual SAW BLADE. You would need the base of the saw blade which attaches to the tool using a hole and a set screw. You would also need to retain a thin portion of the blade for rigidity and support, the type of blade you would use for sheet metal would be a good start and you could use a Dremmel to grind off the teeth. Then you would need to drill a pilot hole into a standard latex dildo so this base adapter would fit in snugly, but I would inject it with some epoxy adhesive rated for silicone to ensure this thing did not come loose. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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  16. Sex requires no common sense.

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  17. hey evil genius... sounds like you've made one before.... erm, wanna talk about that kinky side of yourself, bro?
    dont cut me, bro... not the saw... please not the saw again....
    watch out for my vagaygay....
    nooooooo broooooooo


    hahahaha
    c

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