Mar 26, 2007

Flying to Texas for work

I'll be heading down to Richardson TX for 3 days to meet with our engineers for new product training. I will be giving an updated safety presentation on the plane based upon reality.

What do you think?


  1. I'm sorry you have to go to Texas.

  2. Do you remember, in the seventies, the fake Civil Defense posters, with detailed instructions on what to do if there was about a nuclear war-- get away from windows, loosen tight clothing....and it ended with put your face between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye...

  3. Anonymous3:31 PM

    Damn, Johnny!! Y'all pinched my line first! YEEEEE-HAAAAW!!

  4. My favorite pre-flight safety speech was on a PacWest flight (remember them?) from Denver to Vegas:

    "...and for anyone that hasn't driven a car since 1950, this is a seat belt, and here's how you operate it..."

  5. Thanks everyone! Long meetings going on and I am sneaking time to answer now.

    Remember George Carlin talking about the airline safety instructions?
    "Excuse me Stewardess, point of clarification...Does the tab go inside the buckle, or does the buckle go on and about the tab?"