Jul 3, 2007

A pox on the buttheads of the world!

This has been festering inside of me for over a week now and I have to get it out.

Just prior to my flying out of town last week, my wife was walking our dogs at a park that has a lake for them to swim in. It's a little place off the beaten path that is nice, they can run and it's great for them to cool off.

She drives over and parks on the street near the entrance of the park since there isn't a parking lot. Last Monday afternoon, she came back to our van after walking the dogs and noticed that the drivers side front quarter panel looked crunched.

Upon further review, we had definitely been hit, probably backed into by something substantial. The fender was crushed in, bumper cracked, interior material of the fender warped downward into the wheel, and most critical was the fact that the front wheel had been hit with such force that it was bent over about 20 degrees.

Do you think there was a note, or anybody who was outside mowing and whatever who was willing to talk? Oh hell no!

No one saw anything, nobody left a note, nada nothing.

So my wife had to tote Skyler around last week in our station wagon, heaving him into the front seat and putting that heavy damn wheelchair into the back.

We just got a rental accessable van yesterday. They are a bit hard to find, and the few were already rented out for last week when I was out of town.

So our insurance will fix the van, and they offer 20 bucks a day towards a rental car.

An assessable van for wheelchairs rents at 95 bucks a day.

So we hope they fix our van soon, and I hope the bastard that hit us and ran rots in hell, just after a lengthy, painful illness of some sort.


  1. Anonymous11:00 AM

    Sorry guys!

    ..well, not GUILTY sorry. I didn't do it. I swear.

  2. Anonymous11:48 AM

    If by pox you mean festering anal warts the size of walnuts, then yes, by all means, a pox on them.

  3. Dick: Never would blame you or think you are capable of that!

    Kirby: Yeah! Anal warts! That's the ticket...

  4. There's a special place in hell for people like him (or her). It's right next to the place they have for bigots, people who park in handicap spots, bullies and Dick Cheney.

  5. That's a bitch, S.D. Whoever did it will get theirs somehow. That's how the universe works.

  6. Anonymous3:15 PM

    that sucks! I thought you lived in CO, not in NY??

    What double-sucks is the measly $20/day for a rental. NO CAR is ONLY $20 to rent: there's all the EXTRA CRAP to add on. Seriously, if you NEED a car with a lift or some other assistance, there should be someplace that helps you pay for it... like your fucking INSURANCE.


  7. JY: I think it was Cheney's motorcade that hit me!

    Chris: I'm hoping man, I'm hoping...

    BO: Yeah, I thought 20 bucks a day was really big of them too.