Jul 9, 2007

When the puns hit your eye...

Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?

A comedian-ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That's a s'more, eh?

When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's "No more!", eh?

17 comments:

  1. Spooney10:40 AM

    The sad thing is that made me laugh... a lot.

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  2. Spooney10:44 AM

    When you get your dick sucked
    and you're charged 50 bucks
    that's a whore, eh?

    OK, what else you guys got?

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  3. haha lolo you are very poetic.

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  4. Spooney, I won't even attempt to top the whore, eh comment.

    Absolutely hysterical!

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  5. hhahahah very cute!

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  6. Spooney12:22 PM

    When your party has a stench
    because everyone's French
    That's a soiree

    Just kidding, I like France & the French.

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  7. This is a rare case where the use of puns didn't result in complete comic failure. It made me laugh. My hat's off to you!

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  8. Revree: Thanks for dropping by!

    Spooney: You are on fire dude.

    Chris: Yeah, most puns just make me groan, I liked this one.

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  9. Were you aware that you're a poet?

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  10. Spooney3:24 PM

    When can't get too far
    cuz you drive a bad car
    that's Volare

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  11. Grant: I am more aware that I shamelessly steal jokes from my friends for blog items.

    Spooney:
    If a glacier's retreat
    piles up stones at its feet
    that's a moraine

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  12. When you're south of the border,
    And the waiter knows my order
    That's my Jorge.

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  13. I'm speechless...

    Actually I just spit beer all over the floor eh.

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  14. GKL: I knew you had one in you, just like your drinks!

    Dirty: Through your nose I hope, then my work here is done.

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  15. Are you spying on me?

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  16. Dirty: You keep closing your damn blinds!

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  17. THAT was awesome. I love it.

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