Happy Labor Day!
The fine folks here at Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps wish all of you expectant mothers a speeding labor on Monday!
Wait, what's that?
That's not what Monday is all about?
Wow! Who knew...
I feel so stupid...
Wait, what's that?
That's not what Monday is all about?
Wow! Who knew...
I feel so stupid...
Ha! When my labor started my husband freaked out and spent most of the time in the kitchen cooking artichokes. By the time things were in full swing, all I wanted was for him and the midwife to get the fuck away from me. I think I would have snapped his fingers off if he tried to rub my neck like that mook in the picture is doing.
ReplyDeleteheh!! I hadn't thought of that line. Meanwhile, is it me or do photos of ladies with their hubbies smoochin' their necks make you roll your eyes up, too??
ReplyDeleteKirby: You mean it wasn't the most romantic, moving experience you have ever shared? I am shocked!
ReplyDeleteHL: More than roll my eyes my friend, it makes me bring up a bit of bile into the back of my mouth.
when i was in labor for our daughter I called my husband and told him to come home. He said " I only have one more customer to see, can you hold on?" HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI'm reminded of the bill cosby routine where he talks aobut childbirth and tells his wife, "dear I love you, very much. You just had... a lizard... I mean the thing changed colour 3 times!!"
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I don't have to go through that...
Cheer: What did you tell him? Get your ass in the car and be here a minute ago?
ReplyDeleteGhost: Skyler was born C-section because he couldn't survive a natural birth. He looked like a bright red chicken!
Don't feel bad, Dad! I used to think the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 5....
Btw, am I the only one to notice they're not wearing wedding rings?????? Well, if living in sin is okay with them, then it's fine with me.....
... although, she doesn't look like a tramp..
ReplyDeleteDick: he certainly isn't, her hand is tough to see. I don't think she's a tramp, but I have poor judgment!
ReplyDeleteum ... uh ... er ... wow ... she's pregnant ... it took me like ten minutes to get past her shoulders ... i just want someone to give me a massage like that!!!
ReplyDeleteI made my pregnant wife work all day. Oops.
ReplyDeleteThat girl: We all need that human touch, don't we.
ReplyDeletePhil: Thanks for dropping in, and best wishes on the pregnancy!
My friend went into labor/had a baby boy on Sunday. I told her she was a day early.
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