Aug 31, 2007

Happy Labor Day!

The fine folks here at Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps wish all of you expectant mothers a speeding labor on Monday!



Wait, what's that?

That's not what Monday is all about?

Wow! Who knew...

I feel so stupid...

13 comments:

  1. Ha! When my labor started my husband freaked out and spent most of the time in the kitchen cooking artichokes. By the time things were in full swing, all I wanted was for him and the midwife to get the fuck away from me. I think I would have snapped his fingers off if he tried to rub my neck like that mook in the picture is doing.

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  2. heh!! I hadn't thought of that line. Meanwhile, is it me or do photos of ladies with their hubbies smoochin' their necks make you roll your eyes up, too??

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  3. Kirby: You mean it wasn't the most romantic, moving experience you have ever shared? I am shocked!

    HL: More than roll my eyes my friend, it makes me bring up a bit of bile into the back of my mouth.

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  4. when i was in labor for our daughter I called my husband and told him to come home. He said " I only have one more customer to see, can you hold on?" HAHAHAHA

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  5. I'm reminded of the bill cosby routine where he talks aobut childbirth and tells his wife, "dear I love you, very much. You just had... a lizard... I mean the thing changed colour 3 times!!"

    I'm glad I don't have to go through that...

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  6. Cheer: What did you tell him? Get your ass in the car and be here a minute ago?

    Ghost: Skyler was born C-section because he couldn't survive a natural birth. He looked like a bright red chicken!

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  7. Don't feel bad, Dad! I used to think the same thing.
    When I was 5....

    Btw, am I the only one to notice they're not wearing wedding rings?????? Well, if living in sin is okay with them, then it's fine with me.....

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  8. ... although, she doesn't look like a tramp..

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  9. Dick: he certainly isn't, her hand is tough to see. I don't think she's a tramp, but I have poor judgment!

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  10. um ... uh ... er ... wow ... she's pregnant ... it took me like ten minutes to get past her shoulders ... i just want someone to give me a massage like that!!!

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  11. I made my pregnant wife work all day. Oops.

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  12. That girl: We all need that human touch, don't we.

    Phil: Thanks for dropping in, and best wishes on the pregnancy!

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  13. My friend went into labor/had a baby boy on Sunday. I told her she was a day early.

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