May 9, 2008

Quick joke friday

An Amish couple was just married and went to a hotel for their wedding night. The New husband went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said it was their honeymoon and they wanted a very nice room. The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

The Amish fellow thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

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  3. Anonymous8:17 PM

    That made me snort. Glad to see that you're feeling better!

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  4. I must need a nap...that took me a second.

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  5. He heeeeeee! *tapping riding crop against my boot*

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  6. OK, that's funny. Except that the Amish wouldn't stay in a hotel. But, still, it's funny.

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  7. Beth: I will gladly take a snort!

    Pistols: Simple humor for my simple mind.

    Suze: Thanks, I am doing ok, mr percocet is my friend!

    D-cap: Well, you see, it's like this... Oh never mind. ;^)

    Raven: more coffee?

    pixie: lets all here more about this riding crop!

    captain: over analyzing again mate?

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