Quick Joke Friday

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A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple are a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield. It sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

(CLICK IT, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!)

Comments

  1. Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks9:02 AM

    heheheh!! thankee, thankee, I'm here all week!

    (th' rimshot makes it allll worth it!)

    MY daughter would say something like that, probably...

    Oh, and the term "deplorable infidelity" is just plain wonderful. It'd be a good title for a blog or a rock song or something...

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  2. Cheer349:29 AM

    hahaha lol....the instantrimshot thing scared me, I didn't look. What's up with you and DickSmall and your fascination with penis lately.....oh never mind I know....your men.

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  3. Doc10:28 AM

    I don't care what Cheer34 says, keep up with the dick jokes. Me and Cap'n Ergo love 'em.

    Doc

    P.S.- The rimshot was not at all what I expected.

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  4. Joe10:58 AM

    Heh. Thanks for the laugh.

    you've been tagged

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  5. Mountain Mom12:16 PM

    Well, I am not ashamed to admit that I was expecting something a little different with the rimshot. wink,wink,nudge,nudge...

    The joke was funny, though.

    Hope you have a great weekend. :)

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  6. Anonymous7:28 PM

    That made me laugh really loud!

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  7. Distributorcap5:30 AM

    now that was funny

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  8. SkylersDad8:38 AM

    Captain: I thought it was a killer name for a band!

    Cheer: Dick and I would tell you, but it's a violation of the guy code.

    Doc and Mom: You mean there is something other than drums for a rimshot? Whatever would you mean?

    Bubs, Suze, and D-cap: Glad you liked it, I think this will be a regular Friday feature.

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  9. Dale4:19 PM

    The rimshot sells it hard. Is that what I meant?

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