Aug 22, 2008

Quick Joke Friday

A chicken farmer went to a local bar and sat next to a woman. He ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' he said, 'This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!,' says the woman.
'What a coincidence,' says the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer.
For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I switched cocks,' he replied.
She smiled and said, 'What a coincidence'

7 comments:

  1. Those two talk too much! But it made me laugh.

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  2. I told this joke to the girls in the bakery and got a huge laugh! Thanks for helping look good at work!

    Doc

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  3. Doc, you're lucky! I have a policy (that I watched a training viddie on and had to be tested on as well) telling me that such funniness is inapropirate for the workplace.

    Good thing I live at Possum Lodge.

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