Jun 7, 2007

The Olympic "Games"

From Sky News comes this little gem of info:

Sex Disease Alert For London 2012

The Olympic Games in 2012 will be a "magnet" for sexual activity and could lead to a plague of infectious diseases, it has been warned.

The Government is now being urged to use the Games to promote sexual health and condom use and warn people of the risks amid the influx of visitors to Britain.

The Terrence Higgins Trust told the Health Service Journal that competitors at the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah, got through a quarter of a million condoms during a 10-day period.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up a minute there Spankey. A quarter of a million Jimmy Hats in Salt Lake Fucking City!!!

And at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, an extra 20,000 condoms had to be ordered after the initial supply of 70,000 ran out, the charity said.

What happened to that theory of taking it easy and resting before the big event? Or was fucking like a monkey on crack the big event?

The charity's head of policy, Lisa Power, told the journal: "Past experience shows that the Olympics are a magnet for sexual as well as sporting activities and it's important that we plan to prevent a negative impact on the sexual health of east London."

Kind of gives a new meaning the the the Latin phrase "Citius, altius, fortius" meaning "swifter, higher, stronger", doesn't it?

10 comments:

  1. Well, you don't have to take a pledge of celibacy for the duration. As soon as your event is over, it's bonk city, right?

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  2. Even if half of those condoms ended up as gag gift souveniers gathering dust underneath someone's bathroom sink, that's still a lot of boinking.

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  3. Vikki: I blame the steroids and HGH...

    Cheer: It's hard to imagine, isn't it?

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  4. A very healthy percentage of the condoms are just souvenirs. Still, if those swim chicks who don't make the final needed consoling...

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  5. Get in line Michael! No cuts!!

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  6. Actually, most studies show that sex does not deter from your athletic performance, unless it's 30 minutes or less beforehand. So bonk away people, just be mindful of your start time.

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  7. The Olympic Games in 2012 will be a "magnet" for sexual activity and could lead to a plague of infectious diseases, it has been warned."

    Yeah, like London is such a bastion of all that is pure and pristine to begin with. It wasn't called "Swinging London" because of the playgrounds.

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  8. I thought it was "clitus, hottus coitus", or was I wrong?

    and where did all these condoms COME FROM in the first place? Who's keeping track of this stuff? Or is this like Wilt Chamberlain fucking 20k ladies

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  9. I've never heard them referred-to as Jimmy hats before.... that's what I love about this place: I'm always learning something new. Thanks Dad!

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  10. GKL: You mean I can't get "serviced" as I am pulling off my sweats getting ready for the mile?

    JY: I will forgo the Austin Powers remark at this time.

    BO: Like Michael pointed out, they are probably souvenir condoms that everyone is grabbing.

    Dick: I would have thought a man of your world travels would have known all of the terms for them!

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