Perhaps you all recognize the "Slinky Song"?
Everyone knows it's Dildo!
I just couldn't resist this...
I just couldn't resist this...
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
You BET i do! TOO well, actually..
ReplyDeleteAgain, speechless.........
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing. I am just glad I didn't have to stop for a customer. Interruptions can be frustrating.
ReplyDeleteI like the warning about vaginal flatulance may ensue...
ReplyDeleteDick: It's the reason I can't remember anything lately, too many brain cells holding this useless info!
ReplyDeleteTeri: So I'm 2 for 2?
Cheer: Yeah, those pesky customers are a problem. ;^)
GKL: I loved the warnings at the end, I kept stopping to read them they went by so fast.
That was too good.
ReplyDeleteI'll be singing this one all day.
Hahaaaahaaaa! Finally, something to replace the Ren and Stimpy Log song that's been in my head for years.
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, thats what was playing when we bought OUR first dildo!! We call 'em Lil' Boy Blue and he's even waterproof! You can use 'em in the bathtub!!
ReplyDelete::looks around at blank stares::
what? EVERYONE needs a dildo!! or at LEAST a butt plug!!