Sep 12, 2007

You just don't get it, do you?

From Mad TV, I thought this was funny as hell.

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  1. I've got a few interview questions if you'd like to give it a go. Answer at your liesure.

    1. you have a quirky sense of humor. What are the kinds of things make you laugh long, hard, and repeatedly?
    2. You spent some time in the Navy. What was your funniest experience as a member of the armed services? Did you spend long months at sea, or were you stationed at a base for most of your hitch?
    3. Tell us about your wife. How did you meet and what was the attraction? How long have you been married?
    4. You are walking through the sand and stumble across the proverbial genie in a bottle, (yeah, real original I know) and are granted three wishes, but there are some rules. You can’t wish for more wishes. All of your wishes must affect others, but not yourself. In no way can you include yourself in any wish. Also, for the rest of your life, to everyone that sees you, you will look like a young Charles Bronson and will sound like him too. In the mirror you will see yourself, and be able to see yourself age naturally. To everyone else, you remain a young ageless Charles Bronson. Would you take the wishes? If so, what would you wish for? How would looking like Charles Bronson change your life?
    5. You are going to live through the movie of your choice, as well as have the sole power to do the casting, but you have to pick from your blogger buddies, as well as include one celebrity who plays against type. E.g. Anthony Perkins as the hero, William Shatner as the quiet, shy, unassuming best friend, Paris Hilton as the prudish nun, etc. What is the movie and who pays each part? Villain, Hero, Love Interest, Henchmen/Minions, Comic Relief, etc.
    I look forward to your answers and thanks for the interview.


  2. Wait Doc, I actually have to think as I answer these!!!

    Give me a while as I run these through both of my remaining brain cells...

  3. Anonymous2:07 PM

    that viddie has God Talk writ alllll o'er it!! Wish I still had a blog... Fuckahs...

    ---Big Orange

  4. Damn it man, you made me think for my questions. The least I could do was return the favor.


  5. Stop killing Judas!