Feb 4, 2008

Baby Boomer re-releases

I thought this was very funny!

Some of the artists from the 60's are re-releasing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us Baby Boomers... good news, for those feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes...

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"

Ringo Starr - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

7 comments:

  1. Ugh. THat Rolling Stones one!

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  2. I have a feeling I'll be singing Bobby Darin songs in the future.

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  3. jezus... I KNOW all these songs!! I thought I wuz a Gen X'er???

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  4. Grant: I am right there with the peeing thing, mean WTF is up with that!?

    Suze: I hope it goes better for you than my wife...

    HL: You're just an old soul!

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  5. heheh these are funny

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  6. I went to a Beach Boys concert about 5 years ago and they were talking about how long they've been around. One made the comment about how you know you've been around along time when you go from singing about the little old lady from Pasedena to dating her.

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  7. i think abba needs those Dentures --

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