A Valentines Day Special
Guaranteed to make you throw up in the back of your mouth just a little, comes Geriatric Erotica. A collection of the famous limited edition erotic book series that took the central Florida retirement community by storm is now available WORLD-WIDE!
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ReplyDeletewhere's the rest? I just broke out th' Maximus!! Damn, bloo bawls again!!
ReplyDeleteEww, more than just a little. Excuse me, I must go gargle.
ReplyDeleteAs Maxine of greeting card fame says, "It's easy to have a sexual relationship late in life if you can stand the sight of someone your age naked".
ReplyDeleteWow. I'm not sure I can adequately state how I feel about this because I keep dry heaving.
ReplyDeleteIf I laugh any harder, I'll be the one needing the Depends.
ReplyDeleteI used to live in Scottsdale. Man, I hope I'm not mentioned in that book.
ReplyDeleteI admit it...I couln't make it past the one with Tiger Balm...that made my parts shudder...ick.
ReplyDeleteYou are a twisted individual. I dig that.
ReplyDeleteThat's as hot as it gets.
ReplyDeleteYou are evil. But funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments everyone, but special points to beckeye who understands the real me!
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