I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
OMG, the mental picture of that cutie-cutie lying in bed with a CUKE!! Ooooh, I'm in love!! is she on YouPorn??
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why Amerikun TV will NEVER, EVER be as interesting as Euro TV.
and don't forget to screw to lower the divorce rate!!
ReplyDeleteUm, we seriously need some of these marketing campaigns over here.
ReplyDeleteHL: This is exactly why US TV sucks, we are all way too uptight.
ReplyDeleteGB: Thanks for stopping by! So you are in the business, eh? Maybe you could convince the FCC to lighten up a tad?
Ginormous boobs? Narrow cervix? My, my, I do believe I have the vapors.
ReplyDeletethat was great --- can you imagine what Dobson and Wildmon would do if that commercial aired here
ReplyDeleteScarlett, er Kirby, my blog is not for the faint of heart!
ReplyDeleteDistributorcap: Thanks for dropping by, I would hope that their heads would spin around so much they popped off!