I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
I see I've made the right decision just to have a fish. Well, had a fish - apparently he didn't like his living quarters and promptly croked. Hmph.
ReplyDeleteBTW, shopping naked to avoid buying girl scout cookies - PRICELESS!! I'm still laughing about that one :)
ReplyDeleteMY kids look like those kids and THEY have torn the couch up like that, too.
ReplyDeleteI recommend getting a Real Doll, frankly.
Yeah, some freaks have both. God help me.
ReplyDeleteUhhhh...how about a turtle.
ReplyDeletePet Rock, maybe?
ReplyDeleteGo for the dog/kid combo: twice the hilarity!
ReplyDeleteSuze: Fish and turtles have a life expectancy of about 15 minutes. Glad to give you a laugh by the way...
ReplyDeleteCaptain: Is that a purchase in your future, hmmmm?
Leonesse: Yes, yes we do, and I gave up a long time ago trying to keep anything clean.
Raven: Only if it came from Galapagos.
Special K: Thanks for dropping by! I could probably kill a pet rock with my mad parenting skillz.
Beth: Hilarity isn't what I would call it around here, but insanity fits the bill.
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ReplyDeleteLeonesse took the words right outta my mouth.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, getting rid of either will land you in jail.
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