Jan 5, 2009

Random finds for getting back to work


I remember these from the Spencer gifts catalog! Because those jaw muscles get so sore...



It's a "wonder" the sell any of these...



Why didn't I think of this?



Really? I mean really?



No leaping on my watch!



No they won't, I guarantee it!

11 comments:

  1. The Wonder Sauna Hot Pants are great but to wear then under clothes I always have to wear pants that are double my size.

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  2. I LOVE the wonder sauna hot pants! I'm sure they get smelly, though...

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  3. How many guys where at the candy shop waiting for someone to buy those spermies!!!!
    How hard it is to find someone that swallows ;)

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  4. Oh, yes, those poor, poor jaw muscles....

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  5. On that last one the phrase that always gets used is some variation of "kept to himself". "Hard worker" is up there also, as is "troubled".

    And oh, do I remember that section of Spencer gifts as a young man.

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  6. AHAHAHAHAH.

    I love how the battery powered battery charger comes from a company called "NAIVEtte!"

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  7. hahahahaha - those are awesome! Where do you find this stuff?

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  8. How would you know about sore jaws???????


    peace
    #2

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  9. ok funny story...we were walking across the Golden Gate bridge on our last trip to San Francisco. We hadnt quite made it to the first tower. When what sounded like the voice of God came over loudspeakers I didnt know were on the bridge and shouted "To the gentleman in the orange shorts, no rollerblades allowed on the bridge".
    Im skittish anyway...but I was jumped so high I bet passersby thought I needed t call that crisis line.

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  10. My dad has an old friend, and one of these days I know Channel 7 news is going to be parked in front of his house. "But he was always such a quiet man," we'll all say.

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