May 11, 2010

Bad Tat Tuesday

I don't have enough of any particular variety of tat to go with a theme, so here you are from ever compass direction:

For when those smooth pickup lines fail, go with direct advertising.

For when she is feeling "snippy"... (groan)

Deer Hunter dedication.

A Bruce Willis fan, isn't that wonderful?

Say what?

I really kind of like this one, it doesn't belong in a bad tat category.

The only problem is you have to stand like that all the time.

Mommy didn't love him enough.

Debra Lee sent this one to me, and I always thought if I got a tat this would be it!

Bubs has sent this one to me and it has additional info:

These tats belong to a fellow named Angel who is in IDOC for Aggravated DUI/Reckless Homicide. He'll be out in 2014. I dealt with him during a murder investigation a couple of years ago.

He has drama masks on his chest: the one on his right pec (left side as you look at it) says "bitch laugh now" and the other one says "Hoe cry later". How sad is it when you misspell the ghetto spelling of whore?

Thanks a lot Bubs! Well done sir.


  1. I'm tempted to get the Frakenstein-style stitch tat across the head, just to get people to leave me alone at work.

  2. Anonymous8:15 AM

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but that lawn mower one is kind of cute.

  3. The 'Seasons Greetings' gun one is really good quality, at least. Tongue in cheek too. I like that one.

    And the Calvin and Hobbes one is well done too... but the last ones. Wow.

  4. I like the Calvin and Hobbes one, too. And, I can respect the Die Hard tattoo. It's kind of creative.

    The guy with the deer head...could he just be a fan of the oh-so-delicious Stag Beer, and not a hunting enthusiast?

    Though...I don't know which is more laughable...

  5. I don't get it, WHY???

  6. Anonymous1:38 PM

    love the Calvin & Hobbs tat and I think the lawn mower one is adorable, as well.

    Also, the kid with the stitches across the head? He reminded me, for a split second, of my nephew and I almost threw up. Hopefully the sister won't see this comment.

  7. The stitch across the head tattoo guy...Do you think those under eye circles are real or are those ink too? He might want to get some sleep.

  8. I really don't have any problem with keeping those twins together all the time. ;)

  9. If that first guy ever gets a serious girlfriend, she's gonna hate it.

  10. have always loved the lawn mower one

    i wonder what is on the other foot of the girl with calvin and hobbs?

  11. a friend of mine has the lawn mower one at her panty line.... haha

  12. Baahahaha! That lawn mower one is SHEER BRILLIANCE!!

  13. what happens when the grass is all cut -- it is gonna look kind of nerdy to be mowing a bald head