I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Having suffered through the trauma of a vicious gull beat down, I agree with that assessment.
ReplyDeleteWhat, LOLcats didn't make the list??
ReplyDeleteThis also reminds me of a bad joke:
Q: What's blue, dangerous, and lives in a tree?
A: A bluebird with a machine gun.
Vampire cows! No wonder that cattle farm up north smells so bad. They're farting blood!
ReplyDeleteSea gulls are total jerks. Always trying to steal your food, and calling all of their buddies over to gang up on you.
ReplyDeleteThe sand dragon is amazing.
Heck I am still dodging those pesky ducks that want my sandwich. Oh, don't forget the cats sucking all my air out while I am sleeping. I know the dogs are plotting who wins....the one who trips me and breaks my neck. Those animals are all around and knowing one day they will rule. We saw what the Apes would do one day!
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