Jan 16, 2010

Start your weekend with a funny



Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The thin one leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling..

The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement. '

10 comments:

  1. Thanks you Chris, you made me laugh with my morning coffee. :)
    BTW, Cute Hubby took the lion photo from your last post as his wallpaper. The more we look at that photo, the more we love it.

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  2. Rock on Grandma!

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  3. Oh course you know I'm going to steal the one you left in my comments last week....

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  4. Too cute! Thanks for the Saturday morning, uh, I mean afternoon laugh. : )

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  5. You make me laugh. Although the first one about "they eat lard" kind of hit close to home.

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  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

    dried apricots??

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  7. It's Tuesday and I'm still laughing!

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  8. That's so funny. I haven't heard anyone talking about streaking in forever.

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