Jan 19, 2010

Never Lose Sight Of Grandpa

Here's a real heart-warmer of a story that is sure to make your day!



A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
"The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and ladies with big boobs."

13 comments:

  1. LOL. Hey, wait a minute. I think it was my turn to watch Grandpa. Where the hell is he? Damn it, gotta run to Hooters again.

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  2. "Who doesn't like big boobs?" as my man likes to ask.

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  3. i would have said Jack Daniels

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  4. I see you've met my Grandpa.

    I just want you to know I swipe you jokes all the time. The folks at work think I'm a real cut up but I'm just rehashing the funnies you've told here.

    Thanks a million

    Doc

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  5. Grandpa better start watching out how he talks around his small grandson.

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  6. hahahahaha! Comedy gold!

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  7. Suze's comment just reminded me that we have a "Hooter's casino, resturant and bowling alley" that just opened up here. I sooooooo need to get a picture of that!

    *snicker*

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  8. gosh i did not know you had a grandson....but am not shocked you lost him......saw some boobs in the liquor store that distracted you. HA HA

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  9. Hilarious. His grandpa sounds familiar...

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  10. What?
    Like the kid is wrong?

    LOVE IT!

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  11. Way to narrow it down, Little Timmy.

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  12. I think I'm related to that kid.

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