Nov 9, 2007

Todays lame joke

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just get soooooo stressed.. and life stuff seems funny?

Yeah, well I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says... 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'.. So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

...and that's when the fight started

16 comments:

  1. BWA HA HA!! Whenever we're at Disney and the 7 Dwarves are in the parade, I always note that the tops of their hats are about 6' from the ground...

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  2. Larry W10:54 AM

    Great joke thanx . Itold that joke at wrk today and everybody laughed

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  3. That was very funny. I laughed out loud and by myself. I'm an alcoholic. Oh wait, that's drinking by myself. Phew!

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  4. Clearly, he was Grumpy.

    Keep the bad jokes coming! Don't be Bashful.

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  5. (groan)...thanks for the chuckle...I needed it today.

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  6. if it's a lame joke, shouldn't the dwarf have had crutches or something??

    ::durante:: EVERY-BODY want's ta' get inta' th' act!!

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  7. Well, which one was he?

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  8. Oh. No. You. Di'ENT.

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  9. So THAT'S why the Boulder Turnpike was all tied up this morning. I had to get to the Docs office early because I have been sneezy so I was a bit sleepy and dopey and I'm not bashful about saying that the traffic made me grumpy but I sure was happy when things started moving again.

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  10. luckily I wasn't eating or drinking anything while reading that.

    OMG, that was f&ckin hysterical!

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  11. You are laying down the path toward my eternal damnation one brick at a time.

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  12. skyler
    can you come clean my keyboard from the coffee i just spit on it

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  13. That's hilarious, not the dwarf, the joke.

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  14. My mom just told us that joke while we were in NE. Both me and my sister just glared at her and said, "they like to be called 'little people' mom."

    Her face was funnier than the joke.

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  15. Beckeye beat me to the punch-- obviously he was Grumpy.

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