Dec 18, 2008

Because I can deny him nothing...

The one, the only, the man who needs no introduction, is running contest over at his place. Well, it seems more like a charity scam, but lets all call it a contest just to stay one step ahead of the man, shall we?

Here are the details, straight from the good doctors mouth, er, blog:

The That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts for Sick People Stockpile. You see, most people don't want to actually buy a gift for charity. But what if you didn't have to actually buy one? I'm proposing that we make a list of gifts that MIGHT be given to some sick people and we just send the list to a place where sick people are. Maybe, just maybe, some rich dude will see the list and buy all of the presents for the sick people. Who knows?

And why waste really good things on sick people? They're probably going to just cough on it anyway or something. And it's the thought that counts right? So the crappier the gift the better.

So what you do is:

1) Pick a crappy gift for the That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People Stockpile and post it on your site.
2) Pick 5 bloggers that you think might want to open their hearts and pick a crappy gift.
3) Link back to this post.
4) And if you really want to get into heaven, write, "I POSTED A CRAPPY GIFT" in the comments section of this post so we can see the crappy gifts you picked.

I racked my pea sized brain for seconds, and remembered an item that I tucked away for a rainy day. I figured these "sick people" probably don't have the benefit of good hygiene, both body and oral. They also may be feeling a bit down on themselves, and need the presence of a higher power in their sad, pathetic lives.

Well look no more you crap-for-breath, sickly sinners!! Sky-Dad has just the gift for you!!

And if you need more proof of just how aweome this gift can make your lives, check out the top of the packaging. That's right, "As Seen On TV"!

It can't possibly get any better. I don't tag people, but I really am begging everyone to keep this going. Give 'till it hurts folks!


  1. Just LOOKING at that made me believe. Good by Beezlebob hello Jesus.

  2. I meant to write "Good bye". See what Jesus is doing to me? That's it. I'm going back to the devil.

  3. sick people as in hospital sick or Dick Small sick?

  4. Zibbs: I read it as goodbye, went right past that typo. I think its the devil in me...

    Cheer: Oh hospital sick for sure. There is no gift, and no cure for Mr Small disease!

  5. i saw you visited my blog and you sir, are welcome to steal whatever you like! where doya think i get my stuff from....? ;)

    merry christmas to you and the mrs. and your beautiful son.
    god bless you all.


  6. i bought it
    doesnt work

  7. Haha, I have some of that on my desk here close to my Jesus Pencil Toppers and other assorted blasphemous items. I haven't opened it because I know it won't work.

  8. Nice... where can I order

    Good blog.. will have to stop in some more.