Dec 20, 2008

Santa Claus Bailout Hearings

C-SPAN coverage of Santa Claus asking Congress for a financial bailout of the North Pole - Present Giving Industry.

From National Lampoon.


  1. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Oh, Santa will get the money. He runs a non-union shop. They love him on the hill.

  2. I heard that the Everlasting Leaders and Friend group (or ELF for short). I not with Santa on the bailout. It has been said through credable sources, that the ELF is going to sue Santa on infringment rights and worksite practices. "That Fat motherfucker works us like Las Vegas strippers said on ELF member (who requested to remain unknown).
    Mrs. Clause was later seen on the strip in downtown North Pole and when our cameras came upon her, she disappeared in the car of some unknow "John."
    More details at 11

  3. That was brilliant.