I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
"and in case you haven't noticed...my raging hardon is going to take over portions of central Ohio, then move into Easter Pennsylvania."
ReplyDeleteAnd here is tonights forecast after my Viagra...
ReplyDeleteIt's long, it's hot, it's name is "Clyde."
ReplyDeleteOvernight forecast: Bow chicka wow wow!
ReplyDeletethe hand locations so make the picture!!
ReplyDeleteI don't get it.
ReplyDeletewho finds this things???
ReplyDeleteCentral PA is in for a short blizzard. Stay tuned and I'll let you know exactly when it's coming.
ReplyDeleteA big stream of hot moisture coming from the west tonight, and temperatures are on the rise.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Pittsburgh is gonna get fucked.
ReplyDeleteI bet that guy's name is Dirk Doppler.
ReplyDeleteYou are all too good!
ReplyDelete"Whoa, there, big fella!"
ReplyDeleteI am your hung weatherman
ReplyDeleteHe should have that area around Louisville checked out.
ReplyDeleteI get it. It says "Future Cast" and it looks like he's fishing! Right? Cute!
ReplyDeleteWatch out for the jet stream!
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