I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
A bit of truth? TOTAL truth! :)
ReplyDeleteIn my defense, I was a dickwad before my audience of 4.
ReplyDeleteI would assume that I'm that dickwad, but I think that may make me even more of a dickwad.
ReplyDeleteI've crunched the numbers an dthat equation holds up.
ReplyDeleteSo a total dickwad is a horny pacman?
ReplyDeleteWith me, you can take the second part of the equation out and still get the same result. It must be some mathematical anomaly or something.
ReplyDeleteZed: You said it!
ReplyDeletePistols: Don't let those big numbers go to your head.
Vikki: Never believe your own publicity.
EG: Thank God, I couldn't get past that 3rd digit.
GKL: I would have bet you couldn't work something sexual into this post. I should learn better.
Chris: If I factor in alcohol, all the numbers always add up to the final result.