Showing posts from July, 2010

Well Hi There Curly!

I probably should have posted this over at Fire That Agency under "Wonderful Ads", but I wanted to share it with you all here.

Bat Tat Tuesday: OK, ok, so I'm late...

Boy this week has been a bit of a train wreck! Lots of things going on that are demanding my attention, like life and this silly "work" thing that people keep expecting me to do. You think they would have caught on by now that I model my life after Wally from Dilbert. So lets see what the cat drug in through the swingy door thing that leads to the soft, visceral underbelly of the Internet, shall we? yep. Don't want non of that fancy reedin shit around here in America!! Unless you die is some creepy loser fashion like self auto-erotic asphyxiation or something... Move over Longfellow, there is a new poet in town. This gets my vote for the new creepiest tat I have posted in awhile. Just because of it's position and how damn lifelike it is! Look at this, a special guest tat from Scope! He thought enough of this little series to snap a photo on his honeymoon! What a trooper... Scope said, "Cora and I saw this (guy?) at Coit Tower in San Fran on a Tuesday."

Come ride with me!

Saturday the temperature cooled down and made it a great day to get the bike out. I decided to take a ride along the Big Dry Creek trail, which goes from Standley lake towards the east until it ends at I-25. It is a nice long ride, mostly concrete but still some gravel. Since I have my new phone which takes considerably better pictures than my last piece of junk, I thought I would play tour guide. Here we are starting at the lake, lots of people out water skiing and fishing that you don't see here. We head east going downhill to start. I decide to go down first because the wind is coming from the east in my face. I figure that when I turn around I will have a tailwind even though I am coming back uphill. Next up we come to the Westminster rec Center. This is the place that remodeled their water area that I wrote about awhile ago. It is very nice. The Colorado Rapids soccer team used to practice here, but now they have their own facility. The pavilion area always has groups

I Don't Write 'Em, I Just Pass 'Em Along!

From my buddy jack that I work out with at the gym, well done Jack! A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new e

Friday Madness

Thank goodness the end of the week is here! First up, I have a Skyler update: Skyler had another blood test yesterday and the levels came way down into the normal range, down a lot from last week's blood test. Dr. Chang met with the radiologist today and confirmed that the spots they see on the PET Scan are typical for his fusion. Even Dr. Chang was pretty worried that Skyler had an infection and is just as relieved as we are that he does not need surgery. Removing the hardware is only an option if there is an infection. The spinal fusion grows around the hardware, making the removal a very difficult surgery. They think he may have had a cold, or even a pulled muscle that was showing up in the blood work. So from here, it is muscle relaxers, massage if he will tolerate it, and wait and watch. Thanks for everyones well wishes! Next up, life report: We were moved from salaried employees to hourly employees, taking effect in a couple of weeks. They say this stems from a law s

Bad Tat Tuesday; Close your eyes and hang on!

Lots and lots of truly bad artwork, as well as bad ideas this week. As always, proceed with caution, keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, your milage may vary, void where prohibited... I really don't know, I've blown it up and I just don't have a clue what this fuzzy thing is! When it rains, it pours! I wonder if they are getting any royalties from the Morton Salt Company? Truth in advertising? Oh that's really nice. Is this a grade school project? Make daddies little girl proud. There just isn't enough drugs or alcohol in the world to make this seem like a good idea. See boss, it's kind of like word play... Get it? What? Clean out my desk? Stay classy idiot boy. It really doesn't get much more awesome than Taz riding a unicorn! Can I just mention that those are pretty gnarly toes also? As the back boobies grow, the tat morphs into something even more sinister! 'nuff said. Patriots fan? Nice homemade job there bucko. Another classy