Showing posts from October, 2009

Just in time for Halloween Night!

The Cut Slide Movie Montage! Gratuitous movie violence at its most awesome best, if by most awesome best you mean people getting cut in half. Cut Slide Movie Montage - Watch more Funny Videos

What's really scary?

What is more scary than Paranormal Activity for Halloween? One couples terrifying look at the lack of their Sexual Activity. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Sexual Activity Trailer - Watch more Funny Videos

Skyler Update

I have been struggling with something decent to blog about, and didn't want to fall back on another silly video. Then I thought about an email conversation I had with Red, who is the significant other of the Evil Genius . She was asking about Skyler and what are we doing since he graduated from High School. So I thought that maybe others might be interested in the dudes adventures, so update ho! Skylers summer was all fun all the time for him. He was very happy to be out of school and spent the days making his home DVDs, playing games on his computer, and generally bothering mom and dad just like a teen is supposed to be doing. He thought he was finished with school, but little did he know that a plot was being hatched for him in the fall. When you are on an IEP (Individual Education Plan) you generally don't really graduate when you end your senior year. You are eligible for some more transition services until you turn 21. So for Skyler, this means that there were some

It's Snowtime!

Lot's of snow dumping on us today and tomorrow, the forecast calls for 6-10 inches here in the metro area and 1-2 feet in the mountains. My sister still lives up in Idaho Springs and they are getting killed! Just got back in from shoveling and walking the dogs:

Cårven Der Pümpkîn

With Halloween rapidly approaching, I figured that all of you could use some carving tips. Muppets style!

The Procedure

I have had this sitting around for a while now, and always get a kick out of watching it. Some big names are working with Funny or Die these days. The Procedure, with Willem Dafoe & WIll Ferrell from Adam "Ghost Panther" McKay

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes

Complete with patriotic background music, you have to watch this before every time you go once more into the breech! See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor .

Sky Dad's Dating Service

(singing to myself) Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match. Find me a find, Catch me a catch, hmmmm hmmm.. Oh hi there, you caught me in mid song, sorry, I was distracted while typing. Since it's Friday already, and I know some of you are looking for that weekend rendezvous with that someone special, I have decided to provide some much needed assistance in your search for somebody special. I know, there is no end to my giving, it's like I am a Ghandi with a beard and more flatulence, not that I know his level of flatulence, but I think it's a pretty safe bet. So when you are planning that special evening and trying to come up with who to share it with, consider these possible candidates. No need to thank me, I am just a natural born matchmaker. Comfortable with technology, and knows what he wants in a relationship. Rugged mountain man type, and he has his own bear! Snappy dresser, knows that stripes are slimming. Just doesn't know which way the stripes should go... Ha

Job Opening In Alaska

Position available as a survey tech on the north slope. Requirements include: A minimum of 5 years working in the surveying field Professional certification is a must Ability to work in demanding conditions While not mandatory, it is a good idea to be fit and agile...

Great fake commercial

Andy Richter is having a little trouble keeping up with the Jones, so he takes things into his own hands.

Support Animal Rescue

One of my co-workers posted this on Facebook. I just don't understand how people can do this to animals who place their trust in us unconditionally. Don't buy from pet stores while shelter dogs die. Animals in shelters: A: Get adopted B: Get put to sleep C: There is no C.

Bad Tat Tuesday!!!

Welcome back troopers, and thanks for visiting Bad Tat Tuesday once again. You are all proving that it takes a lot more than crap ink to give you the willys! I only have a few to share this week, could it be that we are running out of bad art on bodies? I think not, I just have been collecting some that are all going into the Not Safe For Work bin. Stay tuned troopers. This can go with the 5 dudes wearing the exact same howling wolves T-Shirts. What on Earth? Is this a type of cartoon character? So when we are towards the empty side we are at war? Is that it? If it is going to be permanent, let's make it a bit more clear, shall we? He he he, I kind of like this one actually. But I sure as hell wouldn't wear it! Did he think he would get endorsement money? So large. So much going on here. So wrong... This is what everyone was drinking when they got these!

Oldy-time advertisements

I always like these old time ads for products that were complete crap, or they were so damn insensitive they were a joke. I recently came across a collection that I wanted to share with all of you. First up is our good friend Lysol, that we all clean our KITCHEN COUNTER's with!! In what bizarro world did we used to think this was a great idea to spray up the old cooter? I don't know what bothers me more, the happy lard eating family, or the fact that there used to actually be a "Lard Information Council". That's that bitch I used to date! I recognize those stocking lines anywhere... As someone who writes technical documentation, I appreciate the use of the labels in the photos to help me figure out old hard way from new Schlitz way. Now if only they could have done something about the skunk taste of their beer. I think it was Nicolaus Copernicus that first postulated the hard work versus cute look theory. And Kelloggs was just pushing Meth a long time before

Aha Mr. Bond!

Funny Friday video for you all, Alan Partridge reenacts the opening sequence to his favorite James Bond Film 'The Spy Who Loved me'. What was that? A bit of nipple?

Things I Want Thursday

The delightful Sass has been running a Thursday special for awhile now, and I have decided to join in. Partly because I have no ideas of my own, but mostly because I get to use the new button Scope designed for her!! It's a wonderful button, isn't it? I said isn't it!? Yeah, you over there! Pay attention! I swear, some kids... And I really need to get out more. Which brings me to the things I want: As I said above, I want to get out more. We went to a movie last Saturday, that was the first time in a theater in months. I want to stop slowly gaining weight. I have always been slim, and now that my metabolism has finally slowed down, I don't like it one damn bit! I want the transition services people, who ASKED for Skyler to be in their program, to stop putting roadblocks in his way. I want the price of my cup of Starbucks to go back down, I feel like my patronage is being used against me. Last but not least, I want you to check your mailbox soon Sass, because I mai