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The puberty pals!!

Easily the finest sex-ed video ever produced!! I might just be offended (if there was anything that could possibly offend me...) The Puberty Pals - Watch more free videos

Quote of the day

From John Murrell at SiliconValley.com: So what I'm hoping is for Paris Hilton to suddenly decide to join the line for an iPhone in Manhattan, and the two incredibly dense media clouds assigned to those respective stories will find themselves pulled into each other and ripped apart by gravitational forces like colliding galaxies. Just a stray thought perusing the news on iDay minus 1.

Juiced?

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The hell with Major League Baseball, let's start checking tennis players! I mean come on, look at her!!

Off on another journey

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Heading to Richardson TX tomorrow morning for training on our new products. Then I can write about how to install them and make the world a better place for all of us! I do this because I have keen intuition like the Neanderthal gent in the cartoon...

Perhaps you all recognize the "Slinky Song"?

Everyone knows it's Dildo! I just couldn't resist this...

Holy Shit, hang on for the ride of your life!

My question is, how many broken bones to you get before you are good enough to pull this off?

The First Humpmendment

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If you were to ask my wife, she would like to see some rules on humping also!