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From an interesting article in NYT: WHEN Steve Hamrick left his last job as manager at a software corporation, he had at least 25 unheard messages in his office voice mailbox. And that’s not counting the unreturned calls on his cellphone or landline at home. Skip to next paragraph Tony Cenicola/The New York Times But Charlie Park and his daughter Lucy still use it. It’s not that he doesn’t like to talk. But with the cascade of messages he receives by e-mail, texting and on Facebook, Mr. Hamrick, 29, a self-described “voice mail phobic” from Cupertino, Calif., said he’d found better ways to keep in touch. “I had to give up something and that, for me, was voice mail,” he said. “It’s cutting out some forms of communication to make room for the others.” Read more here: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/02/fashion/02voicemail.html?pagewanted=all

I have been sitting here this morning laughing my ass off at JaboOody Dubs! These guys do voice overs to commercials, including our own favorite Billy Mays and yes, even Vince from Shamwow fame. Lot's of language so keep it down at work, yo! You have to go check them out, my two favorites are Mighty Puddy and Orange Glow:

Several items have come my way lately that for one reason or another caught my eye. The staff here at Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps has been busy evaluating a number of products and have filed a comprehensive report on all to share. OK, in the interest of full disclosure, there is no staff, and there are only pictures. Satisfied? On with the reviews! What the hell? Shave the baby? I am sure that there might be a circus baby someplace that actually needs a shave, but this thing is growing hair in spots on it's body that even I don't grow hair on! Ever place bullshit bingo while sitting in boring corporate meetings? This device makes it easy! Except it is made to be applied to the bullshit artists wrist so that when certain words or phrases are detected, it administers a shock. Too cool! There are several people I work with that I would love to tag with this baby. Do you hear me Mr. " leveraging bleeding-edge technology for a real va...

We have had a very strange winter around here. It started off at the end of last year with a lot of snow, all the ski areas were doing well, and we had above average snowpack. Then it stopped just like someone flipped a switch. We had a couple of months with nothing but wind, which I just hate. Now we have two more storms coming after getting a huge dumping of snow. All the meteorologists are trying to explain it, but I know the secret. They finally replaced the Elf...

Becky over at The Pop Eye reports today about Vince Shlomi being arrested for assaulting a prostitute. Go read about it and when you are finished cleaning spit out of your keyboard come back and view Vince's replacement, who was already being groomed... Cock Shot - watch more funny videos

You all know Bubs, right? Well if you don't you should! His daughter needs our votes to help win the Fangoria Spooksmodel contest. Vote for Nora here! What the hell are you doing still reading? Go vote!!

Watch it through to the end. Holy crapadoodle, what a weird ad. But I laughed of course!