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Fuck. That's some fucked up shit.
ReplyDeleteI hope she had those kids sign a release before sending out her audition tape.
ReplyDeletewell, at least they're playing quietly!
ReplyDeleteHey, somebody has to stop and start the "Pussy Control" CD.
ReplyDeleteGrant: She is only on the pole until she pays for medical school.
ReplyDeleteKirby: She would have been wearing a lot less for the audition tape. I suspect this is move practice.
Teri: The quality of the closeup isn't good enough to see clearly what they are playing. I am thinking you show me yours, and I'll show you mine.
Ellen: Snort! cough, damn, you caught me sipping my beer with that remark!
I'm speechless
ReplyDeleteI think she's still got an eye on them, or a toe, or something.
ReplyDeleteI'd hire her and stay home.
ReplyDeleteDoc
Cheer: I know, we haven't heard from you in awhile! :^)
ReplyDeleteGKL: Is it a good thing or a bad thing they are in the same room?
Doc: Well, someone has to supervise!
I'm with Doc-- I'm hiding in the closet.
ReplyDeleteI used to be a nanny...I had no idea they had hidden cameras...shit.
ReplyDeleteDirty: The people who taped you liked the videos so much they didn't prosecute, they kept them for themselves...
ReplyDeleteNow that explains a lot...
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