If you replace Mike Greenman with me, you get an idea of my dating life
"He fucks up everything, why does he even try anymore?"
Priceless
Priceless
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Heh
ReplyDeleteHa! I just saw this last night. Damn the Onion and its brilliance.
ReplyDeleteIt's perfect.
ReplyDeleteDang. I can't watch your videos, they make my computer go weird.
ReplyDeleteHey all, the Onion is brilliant, wouldn't you say?
ReplyDeleteKirby: Most of the stuff I find is flash, you may need to update your version of Flash.
That's absolutely hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI can't view this at work, but from what I can tell this would be my reaction:
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAH, that's awesome! Onion rocks! HAHAHAHA
The Onion. So many layers.
ReplyDeleteThat was f'ing funny...
ReplyDeleteok... stupid blond question... is there really an "attractive girls union"? and if so, where do i sign up
ReplyDeleteThat was friggin' hilarious! I especially like the part where his only chance is "an unexpected influx of money or joining a band."
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