I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
"Grandma reeks of urine..."
ReplyDeleteAhhm laughing my butt off right about.... now.
What's wrong with Delusional Bride? It's got some great articles.
ReplyDeleteOooh, Piranhas!! I've GOT to check that one out!! Is it on redbox??
ReplyDeleteThat phone ad was from before I was born!
ReplyDeleteLady: I aim to please!
ReplyDeleteGretta: Nothing at all, but usually just look for psycho photos...
HL: Two big thumbs up!
Raven: You pup, the first phone in our house didn't even have a dial! You picked it up and the operator came on asking what number...
I think the female side of my husband's family could have used that issue. Except for the pissy Grandma article. But I guess it could have been applied to Grandpa, too.
ReplyDeleteI never killed a man
ReplyDeletewho didnt need killing either..
Kirby, my family thought co-ed showers were a good idea also, until the drinking started...
ReplyDeleteJen: He just needed killin is a legal defense in some states!
I dunno-- HAS the * and the # keys dramatically HELPED or HINDERED our 'lectronic world? why th' hell can't I get anyone to call me back when I press them damned buttons??
ReplyDelete12 great new whore outfits. Excellent, granny needs some since she apparently reeks of urine. You're always the "go to" guy for info SD!!
ReplyDeletePup? pup! I'll have you know my grey hairs resent that. (The rest of me thanks you though!)
ReplyDeleteThat "Delusional Bride" should hang in the Smithsonian. It's perfect.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Piranhas on an Escalator nearly made me spit out my drink. I love stupidity.
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