The post you probably shouldn't even read
A couple of weeks ago I was going to write a post venting away at some shit that has been bothering me, but decided not to. I didn't want to hurt anybodies feelings that might stray across this corner of the interwebs. I guess that I have had just about enough crap build up in my life that I just don't care any more and decided what the hell, I need to get some crap off my chest. So fair warning here, the pity party is about to commence. Those of you who have been reading this blog for any length of time know about my son Skyler. I love him to death but lately he has been getting on my very last nerve. We have been trying a form of Zoloft for him for a couple of months now in hopes that might help break him out of this funky mood he has been in. On top of the Cerebral Palsy and Sensory issues, he seems to be hell bent on doing self stimulating activities with his computer and DVDs that get him wound up and over the top excited. ...
Oh I hope Dunkin' Donuts joins the bandwagon. Then I'll finally be able to put on my makeup, change the radio station, read the newspaper, eat breakfast AND drive my car.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute. This is not real? Well shit. Way to get my hopes up.
ReplyDeleteis that real? NO wonder the rest of the world hate us.
ReplyDeletethat's just nasty. I think I gained an extra 5 lbs just watching that. :P
ReplyDeleteIt's just a matter of time...
ReplyDeleteI couldn't get the video to play....streamimg issues again...I am sure it is funny...I will try again later
ReplyDeleteI hear they're working on a high viscosity mayonaise so all the food glides down easier without as much chewing and McDonalds is also workin on an all beef bun.
ReplyDeleteOh man... Now I'm hungry. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteWhen Coors came up with the partyball keg I thought that food technology had reached it's zenith. Boy was I wrong.
ReplyDeleteDoc
The frightening thing is that there's someone, somewhere who
ReplyDeletea) thinks this is a good idea and/or
b) will actually go out looking for it!
But maybe that person wouldn't read the Onion.
Suze: You left out texting.
ReplyDeleteFawlless: You can always make it real for yourself, be a trend setter!
La Crab: I think the world hates us for our president, but thats just me.
Mom: It's the smell-o-vision feature, it adds weight!
Some Guy: I agree, the hose part is probably in the works.
Cheer: damned streaming feeds!
Captain: I need some of that Mayo - I spend way too much valuable time chewing.
Chris: My pleasure!
Doc: I forgot about the partyball! How could that happen???
Red: The Onion has fooled more than a few out there...