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Goodbye old friend. Hootie: 1997-2009
I'll never forget the day I first saw him. We were driving home from Golden and Kathy said "Why don't you go this way?" We headed down a street I had never been on and found ourselves driving by a little strip mall. Then Kathy says "Turn in here a minute." Now my spidey senses are on alert, and sure enough, we wind up parking in front of a pet store. Kathy had been out in Golden a couple of days before and had found Hootie sitting in a cage looking so lonely. When we walked in, there was a sad little puppy up high in his own cage, with a sign that had 2 different prices crossed out and the third was pretty low. He had been taken and then returned to the pet store. I knew right then that we were heading home with another dog, I had been suckered! I still wasn't quite over the loss of our Golden Retriever, but I never do seem to get over the loss of a pet. Kathy knows that I need a replacement though, and seeing as we always have dogs in pairs, our
Oh I hope Dunkin' Donuts joins the bandwagon. Then I'll finally be able to put on my makeup, change the radio station, read the newspaper, eat breakfast AND drive my car.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute. This is not real? Well shit. Way to get my hopes up.
ReplyDeleteis that real? NO wonder the rest of the world hate us.
ReplyDeletethat's just nasty. I think I gained an extra 5 lbs just watching that. :P
ReplyDeleteIt's just a matter of time...
ReplyDeleteI couldn't get the video to play....streamimg issues again...I am sure it is funny...I will try again later
ReplyDeleteI hear they're working on a high viscosity mayonaise so all the food glides down easier without as much chewing and McDonalds is also workin on an all beef bun.
ReplyDeleteOh man... Now I'm hungry. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteWhen Coors came up with the partyball keg I thought that food technology had reached it's zenith. Boy was I wrong.
ReplyDeleteDoc
The frightening thing is that there's someone, somewhere who
ReplyDeletea) thinks this is a good idea and/or
b) will actually go out looking for it!
But maybe that person wouldn't read the Onion.
Suze: You left out texting.
ReplyDeleteFawlless: You can always make it real for yourself, be a trend setter!
La Crab: I think the world hates us for our president, but thats just me.
Mom: It's the smell-o-vision feature, it adds weight!
Some Guy: I agree, the hose part is probably in the works.
Cheer: damned streaming feeds!
Captain: I need some of that Mayo - I spend way too much valuable time chewing.
Chris: My pleasure!
Doc: I forgot about the partyball! How could that happen???
Red: The Onion has fooled more than a few out there...