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It Just Had To Be Snakes...

This story from yesterday's Denver Post caught my eye last night. I am not one who is normally afraid of snakes, my fears lean more towards bugs. But I think if you combine the area this guy was confined to with the number of snakes, if it were me he would have a new enterance to his crawl space right through the floor!

Read on:

Man finds 41 snakes in buddy's crawl space

Updated: 03/16/2009 08:10:11 PM MDT

Jeff Stafford pulled these 41 bull snakes from the crawl space beneath a townhouse in Westminster Sunday afternoon, he said. The cache of crawlers are unusual for their number and size for this early in the season, experts said. (Photo courtesy of Jeff Stafford)

Jeff Stafford's buddy owes him a few beers — and 41 brews would still be a bargain for the colony of bull snakes Stafford found slithering in the crawl space of friend's townhome in Westminster Sunday.

The 25-year-old banker had stopped by his friend's place near Federal Boulevard and West 112th Avenue to say "hi." He was wearing flip flops.

His friend, who asked to remain anonymous, was tending to a leaky pipe beneath the home, while Stafford chatted with his friend's wife.

"Thirty seconds later I heard what sounded like the yelp of a small, frightened child," Stafford said Monday.

His friend had spotted a snake in the muddy crawl space.

"Dude, you've got to go get it," Stafford recalled him saying Monday.

With a flashlight and a stick of firewood, Stafford climbed into the crawl space and onto the blue tarp that covered the muddy surface.

The tarp moved beneath him; the floor writhed in bull snakes — 41 of them by the time Stafford got through stuffing them into a trash bag.

"They were moving pretty slow, so I think they were still hibernating," he said.

An obvious crack was likely their entrance way, said Stafford, a native of Texas who spent last year traveling in the bush in Australia, were snakes were common encounters, he said.

His friend doesn't want to be named because he doesn't want to discuss the discovery, Stafford said.

"We went out for a beer afterward," said Stafford, who took the bag of snakes to an open field several miles out of town.

That was a smart move, said Mel Horne, owner of Alpha Animal Control in Broomfield, who removes snakes and other varmints for a living.

Snakes can find their way back to a comfortable spot unless they're taken several miles away, he said.

Bull snakes and garter snakes are known to hide in cool, dark spaces beneath homes in the northern metro area, he said.

Bull snakes, often called gopher snakes, are not poisonous and feed on field mice, large insects, lizards and other snakes, according to experts.

They grow large — up to 6 feet long — so their fright factor is their greatest risk to humans, especially since they resemble a rattlesnake and the snore-like hiss is often mistaken for a rattle.

Joey Bunch: 303-954-1174 or


  1. That pic gives me the chills.


  2. No f-ing way I would have done that.
    That friend is a keeper!

  3. Oh God!!!! I think I would have passed out! Blah!

  4. Ok.. I'm not sure if its me.. but this article ha me cracking up with the wording. Headline "Man finds 41 snakes in buddy's crawl space"

    (what part of the anatomy is the crawl space? Oh wait.. the picture clears it all up because there is what appears to be a ball o shit there) OK so I am gross.. sue me.. then "An obvious crack was likely their entrance way" that just confirms my original thought.

    I couldn't read any more after that.. thanks for the lunch time laugh!

  5. this gives new meaning to the old-lady expression, "great snakes!!"

    HOw many beers did they have BEFORE he started pullin' em all out, and who held the bag open, I wonder??

  6. Anonymous1:27 PM

    I sense nightmares in my future.

  7. Shoulda left the snakes alone. He would never have a problem with vermin.

  8. Anonymous6:27 PM

    I don't care what the economy is like, if I found that many snakes under my house today, I would move tomorrow.

  9. Jesus, Mary and Joseph that skeeved the hell outta me.


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