Bat Tat Tuesday, the poor quality edition

Today's collection of tat's is all about the quality. Such works of art simply do not belong on somebody's body, but instead, belong hanging on the wall of a fine museum.

Lower your lap bar, tuck your personnel belongs in and be sure to keep your arms inside the ride.

Here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Probably the best work of this "collection", just wait until this person get a belly and the death star becomes a death egg.

Once again, always spell check!

Is that somebody's initials, or the word "why"?

What Jesus looked like after the facial reconstruction.

Coffee lover? Or are there two pubes coming out of your cup?

Uh huh, that's right, we bad!

I don't even know who this is supposed to be...

You stay classy dude.

This just scares me!


  1. I think the one you can't ID (third from the botto) is Elvis. He and Jesus must have the same plastic surgeon.

  2. I wonder whether there's any money in suing people for permanently applying awful artwork and/or misspelled phrases to someone else's body....? I'm just sayin'...

  3. If I'm going to blow the money and suffer the pain of getting a tattoo, I think I'd go whole hog and get a cartoon done rather than badly drawn stick figures or Jesus who looks like he has had his face pushed in. And "Bad Boys For Life" looks like it was written by my 5 year old. I'm willing to bet that this was done in jail.

    Thanks for the laugh old friend,

  4. Wow! Genius level artwork there huh?
    That last one...what body part is that anyway? It's creepy!

  5. A person I know got a HUGE tat of his girlfriend's (so-to-be wife) face on his was done very well. Then they divorced.

    He's been married twice since and still has the tat. I asked the 2nd wife what she thought, and she was pissed at him because he refused get it removed. Too painful. Wimp.

  6. Why is Jesus smiling?! That's just creepy. Give me the solemn Jesus anyday!

  7. I'm pretty sure some of those tattoos were self-inflicted.

    That first one is brilliant though.... until she gets pregnant, then, uhhhhh, it's just not gonna look the same. Ever.

  8. Man, Sky Dad, you have more prison tats than usual judging by the spelling and quality.

    "just wait until this person get a belly and the death star becomes a death egg."

    I believe there will be more short term damage, as jealous exes will talk about her ink and bring her tat to everyone. A new and troublesome version of "The Scarlett Letter," then George Lucas will sue her as he does everyone that isn't Robot Chicken or Seth MacFarlane.

    "Is that somebody's initials, or the word "why"?"

    I'll bet this was one of those last minute coverups, like Johnny Depp changing "Wynonna Forever" to "Wino Forever."

    Uh, that's "Humpty-Dumpty Jesus," who often goes unmentioned because as eggs go, he's not exactly a saviour.

    "The best part of waking up, is two pubes in your cup." The song that Clarence Thomas sung to Anita every day.

    "I don't even know who this is supposed to be..."

    Dude, Zombie-Elvis!

  9. I got nothing after Cormac Brown, but these are a hoot.

  10. I can't decide what's funnier: the tattoos, or your hilarious captions. I love your BTT series!

  11. You know it's bad when Jesus looks like he should be selling steam vacs on late night infomercials.

  12. The bad Elvis one reminds me of a joke:

    A woman goes into a tattoo shop and requests a picture of Elvis on her right thigh. The guy finishes, and when the woman looks at it, she's appalled-- "That looks nothing like Elvis Presley," she tells the guy. The guy has a policy of "satisfaction guaranteed" so he offers to do another Elvis in the left thigh. He finishes it, and again, the woman is unhappy with the result. They begin to argue, and finally reach an agreement: they'll grab the next person who comes into the shop and if that person identifies either tattoo as Elvis, she pays for it; if not, the tattoo is free.

    A few minutes later, a guy walks in. The tattoo artist asks if he can identify the guy on either of the lady's thighs. He looks for a moment, and says "I don't know who the the guy on the right of left are, but the guy in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."

    Thank you, thank you... I'm here all week! Be sure to tip your waitress...

  13. I can never get enough those


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