Some days it's not worth chewing through the leather straps

I took a day off of work on Wednesday and we went up to Winter Park so Skyler could ski. He skis in the handicapped program at NSCD, which is National Sports Center for the Disabled. It is a wonderful program, which relies on a large base of volunteers that help out in exchange for a season pass. Our volunteers were two nice ladies, Barbara and Karen, which is unusual for a sit ski program. They usually like to have a guy helper because of the strength needed to load Skyler in his sit-ski, but these ladies did very well. Those of you who know me out on Facebook have seen the still photos, but I added a short video to this. Take care and have a great weekend everyone!

Day off yesterday and playing catchup with work/facebook/blogs (not necessarily in that order) so this is just to keep you awake... A Love Story: Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, Jenny and I are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only ten years old. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our all...

There seems to be a never-ending supply of bad ink out there to keep this little feature coming, so away we go again! Vila Kula??? Is she renting real estate space on her knuckles? Nice tribute. If only it wasn't such lousy work. This really needed to be put on the owners ass. That would be excellent. When i see something horrific like this, I always go back to how this plays out in a job interview. Fudgetown and care bear? That just isn't right... Touched by his noodley appendage. Sweet! Now if the ultrasound lines up it would be even more awesome! I like the peaking bear. He missed the eyelet toward the top. Have to admire his commitment to the art. And last we have a tat sent in from Susan! Thanks a bunch for thinking of me when your friend got the hooters on her hooters!!

I know it's a cheap blogging ploy if I don't have anything better to write about, but I still laughed...

The pool portion of our local recreation center has been closed for renovation for over a year now. We have been taking Skyler swimming every Sunday for a heck of a long time, and so during this shutdown period we have been driving to a number of different rec centers all over the Denver metro area. It has been fun to see a lot of new places, but we are ready to just drive the 5 minutes locally instead of all over hell's half acre! This past Sunday the pool opened back up and we cruised on over to check it out. They really did a nice job on it, adding a little kids play area, a moving water feature called the lazy river, and a tube slide. There is also a climbing wall and rope swing that dumps into a deep well pool that is 12 feet. The only thing we noticed is that it seems really loud, which you will see in the video we took. So turn down your volume before you check this out, and try not to be frightened by my pasty whiteness and extra large bags under my eyes... Up to 30 sec...

Insane Clown Posse be droppin' the mad cable news flava, bitch! Check this dope shit out mutha-f-er!! I won't tell you who sent this one to me to post, because she said she doesn't have the balls to post it herself. Oops! Spoiler alert, I just cut out half the population by saying "she". Huge prizes to whoever can guess the mystery ball-less women...

It's a bit like watching a car sliding down an icy hill in slow motion. You know it will slide through the intersection, and you know it will probably get t-boned. You open your mouth to shout a warning, only to realize that nothing you can scream will make a bit of difference. All you can do is watch, helplessly, hoping against all hope that the eventual carnage isn't too bad. Yes, that's right. You just know you are going to start scrolling down, don't you? It's alright. It won't hurt... much... Probably torn off in some sort of horrific industrial accident. Very nice, but kind of like those lovers coins that fit together, who wants to always have to be side by side to show them? Stay klassy there Bo Duke. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! Kind of cool I suppose, but needs to be a bit better quality. It's a fish! No, it's a flower! No. It's... it's... Seriously, I have no clue. Game controller? This is my next interview suit if I leave my current ...