Because I can deny him nothing...

The one, the only, the man who needs no introduction, is running contest over at his place. Well, it seems more like a charity scam, but lets all call it a contest just to stay one step ahead of the man, shall we?

Here are the details, straight from the good doctors mouth, er, blog:

The That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts for Sick People Stockpile. You see, most people don't want to actually buy a gift for charity. But what if you didn't have to actually buy one? I'm proposing that we make a list of gifts that MIGHT be given to some sick people and we just send the list to a place where sick people are. Maybe, just maybe, some rich dude will see the list and buy all of the presents for the sick people. Who knows?

And why waste really good things on sick people? They're probably going to just cough on it anyway or something. And it's the thought that counts right? So the crappier the gift the better.

So what you do is:

1) Pick a crappy gift for the That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People Stockpile and post it on your site.
2) Pick 5 bloggers that you think might want to open their hearts and pick a crappy gift.
3) Link back to this post.
4) And if you really want to get into heaven, write, "I POSTED A CRAPPY GIFT" in the comments section of this post so we can see the crappy gifts you picked.

I racked my pea sized brain for seconds, and remembered an item that I tucked away for a rainy day. I figured these "sick people" probably don't have the benefit of good hygiene, both body and oral. They also may be feeling a bit down on themselves, and need the presence of a higher power in their sad, pathetic lives.

Well look no more you crap-for-breath, sickly sinners!! Sky-Dad has just the gift for you!!



And if you need more proof of just how aweome this gift can make your lives, check out the top of the packaging. That's right, "As Seen On TV"!

It can't possibly get any better. I don't tag people, but I really am begging everyone to keep this going. Give 'till it hurts folks!