How to Survive a Bear Attack

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Some handy tips for the New Year, safety first people!

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  1. Doc10:17 AM

    I could have sworn that this was going to be a Davie & Goliath cartoon and the solution to being mauled by a bear was going to involve dropping to your knees and praying to Christ to accept your mortal soul before the bear rips your head off.

    I was glad to be disappointed.

    Doc

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  2. Dr Zibbs12:24 PM

    And a little tip, if an alligator attacks you, run zig-zag. It's true.

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  3. Just Dave12:35 PM

    Good advice. I have a mutual non-aggression treaty with all wild things. I will not bite them if they will not bite me.

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  4. Anonymous7:50 PM

    Thank you - this advice came just in time. I was going to WalMart this afternoon.

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  5. ~E3:20 PM

    How to survive a bear attack?

    Do not go where bears congregate. PERIOD!

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  6. Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks7:20 AM

    I'm with Doc on this one, but I DID notice that Step 4 DID have religious o'ertones to it...

    You know, there rarely ARE bears at the local pub...

    Just sayin.

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