How to Survive a Bear Attack
Some handy tips for the New Year, safety first people!
Photo Challenge, Day 8. The final day.
Barbara over at the always awesome Bad Tempered Zombie has challenged us to post a photo a day that hints at having a story to tell. This is the last pairing of dogs we have had over the years. And is our current set of pooches. Thanks for looking in, and thanks for the challenge Barbara!
I could have sworn that this was going to be a Davie & Goliath cartoon and the solution to being mauled by a bear was going to involve dropping to your knees and praying to Christ to accept your mortal soul before the bear rips your head off.
ReplyDeleteI was glad to be disappointed.
Doc
And a little tip, if an alligator attacks you, run zig-zag. It's true.
ReplyDeleteGood advice. I have a mutual non-aggression treaty with all wild things. I will not bite them if they will not bite me.
ReplyDeleteThank you - this advice came just in time. I was going to WalMart this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteHow to survive a bear attack?
ReplyDeleteDo not go where bears congregate. PERIOD!
I'm with Doc on this one, but I DID notice that Step 4 DID have religious o'ertones to it...
ReplyDeleteYou know, there rarely ARE bears at the local pub...
Just sayin.