I'll never forget the day I first saw him. We were driving home from Golden and Kathy said "Why don't you go this way?" We headed down a street I had never been on and found ourselves driving by a little strip mall. Then Kathy says "Turn in here a minute." Now my spidey senses are on alert, and sure enough, we wind up parking in front of a pet store. Kathy had been out in Golden a couple of days before and had found Hootie sitting in a cage looking so lonely. When we walked in, there was a sad little puppy up high in his own cage, with a sign that had 2 different prices crossed out and the third was pretty low. He had been taken and then returned to the pet store. I knew right then that we were heading home with another dog, I had been suckered! I still wasn't quite over the loss of our Golden Retriever, but I never do seem to get over the loss of a pet. Kathy knows that I need a replacement though, and seeing as we always have dogs in pairs, our
At a family dinner years ago, my son and his little cousin were running around my SIL's house. I heard giggling and an odd buzzing sound coming out of the bedroom, so naturally I jumped up and ran to the bedroom before the kids came out waving what I assumed was a giant battery operated dildo. Turns out they had just got a hold of an electric toothbrush. I told my SIL what happened, but oddly enough, she was neither impressed by quick reaction, nor amused by my assumption she owned a giant dildo.
ReplyDeletefun times!
ReplyDeleteKirby: At a future family dinner I suggest you plant a large battery powered dildo someplace that is easy to find, just to see, you know, what happens!
ReplyDeleteTeri: Fun times indeed!
hooray for alert friends!!
ReplyDeleteMmmm... Ooooh, to have bean there in PERSON! CHIX IN GLASSES!!
I really gotta remember to turn my speakers down when I watch movies at work.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha...They might be lousy at winning wars, but they're great at sexually risque videos!
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