While I try to come up with something better to say...
Please enjoy this wonderful, totally real, advertisement for FERD trucks.
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
"You just grew a third ball!"
ReplyDeleteThis made me guffaw with joy. I love this because every time that stupid Ford commercial comes on we yell things at it. Things like "HOW'S LIFE IN THE LAND OF 'I'VE SOLD OUT!' DENIS LEARY?" and "FORD: A MANLY TRUCK FOR MANLY MEN!" and sometimes, when I'm a bit tired I just yell, "F**K OFF DENIS LEARY AND GO BACK TO TELLING JOKES ABOUT CANCER!"
8-Ball. Heh!
Wow. That's a little TOO manly for me. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'd have to agree with Churlita.
ReplyDeleteCan I get the chest hair upholstery for my Smart car?
ReplyDeleteTaaaaaaadaaaaa! Oh my gawd I just pissed myself! That is ten kinds of awesome.
ReplyDeleteYou rock, you just do! That was so utterly hilarious! Have a great weekend! - G
ReplyDeleteI dunno, with eight balls how will his jeans fit? That dude will be stuck wearing Mc Hammer pants. And there's nothing manly about THAT.
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ReplyDeleteLMAO!