"Many customers are buying one for each side of the bed!"
Has it really come to this?
I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
"many customers are buying one for each side of the bed." Remind me to bring a plastic jug when I go to visit so I don't have to get up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the last time I checked, lying down on your back and shooting PAST YOUR GROIN AND YOUR FEET is not a NRA or US Army recommended position, even WITH a full turkey choke on the barrel.
What *I* wanna see is the rig for those of us who like to keep our CROSSBOWS by the side of the bed in case of home break-in!!
Nuh-Uh!
ReplyDeleteYeeeeeeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaaaaw!
ReplyDeleteGo to the website and look at the conditions of use section. It says "never keep firarms loaded..." So, I can have an unloaded gun hanging off my bed. That'll do a lot of good!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the statistic on firearms-- that they're 42 times more likely to harm the owner or family than an intruder (accidents, suicides, children playing with them). No thanks. I'll stick to 911 and Mace.
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