I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
Let me know if you need any help spending it....
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, Mr. Asshole Hit and Run driver already took care of that, didn't he?
But how you on your TPS reports?
ReplyDeleteIt was already spent on bills before we got the hit and run Johnny!
ReplyDeleteKirby: Those reports will be in right after I find my stapler.
gosh, you're awesome, dagnabit.
ReplyDeleteI hate when the money is spent before it even hits the bank account.
and at least you don't have a bad case of the Mondays, that would really suck.
ReplyDeleteThat's all well and good, but we're gonna need you to come in on Saturday, 'kay? That'd be great...
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Dad!
ReplyDeletegoddamn, I'm jealous!!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I believe that you have my stapler...
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do with the extra time on your hands?
ReplyDeleteYou got a what?! Oh... bonus.
ReplyDeleteNevermind.