I am seemingly a collection of differences; a mountain man living on the plains, a small town boy living in the city, and a simple soul working in a high-tech environment. I love being outside, but work inside, quick to cry at a Kodak commercial, but with a military background. But most of all, I am the father of a wonderful boy with Cerebral Palsy.
The duct tape is a great idea. I'm gonna do that to my dog form now on when we have guests.
ReplyDeleteThat was supposed to be "from now on"
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get one of those bitch shirts? And do you really have to wear clothes around your baby? I mean really? And that little guy looks so happy with that beer...can you really deny him of that? And duct tape...just one more thing I can use that for besides holding the gags in place.
ReplyDeleteThose kids will be fine.
It's mine you have to worry about :)
ReplyDeleteSpooney: I figured, nobody has dog forms anymore.
ReplyDeleteDirty: Is it too late for me to be one of your kids? ;^)
Not at all...I'll adopt you and call you Fred.
ReplyDeleteClearly, thong mom isn't really a mom. Where's the cellulite and stretch marks? I think the kid was just dad's marker for a lap dance, and dad is out scrounging change from the mini-van seats.
ReplyDeleteThank Dirty!
ReplyDeleteKirby, that background looks too much like a house instead of a titty bar. My money is on dad ordering in from escort service.
I wonder if the chick in the thong is a Waffle Crapper??
ReplyDeletemy kids look exactly like that when I give 'em beer, too!! Must be some sorta' universal thing...
hell, *I* look like that. usually when I'm biting someone's thong off, too...
That is actually a photo of me as a youngster BO. I got started early!
ReplyDeleteCan you see why I'm leaving teaching? I'd eventually get these charming little buggers.
ReplyDeletewow, this is what we have to look forward too?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to live on another planet, now! Bye!
I tried to get my mom to wear that t-shirt but she refused.
ReplyDeleteJY: Good enough reason on it's own, not too mention you were drastically underpaid.
ReplyDeleteTeri: Don't run away!...Come back...
CP: No sense of humor, eh? Thanks for dropping in!
Those pictures have to be a spoof or something. They are to funny to be real. And very scary if they are real.
ReplyDeleteI love the duct tape picture. I would totally do that to a kid. Not to a cat though, the fur would stick.
ReplyDeleteI've thought abpout buying one of those bitch T-shirts...but, my mother lives in the same town as me. Relations are strained enough without adding that to the pile. I wish I thought of the duct tape with my youngest...she was a "wanderer."
ReplyDeleteThe first mom should be shot - because she failed to train one of her kids as they have the wrong finger up.
ReplyDeleteCheer: I think they are real.
ReplyDeleteLulu: Yeah, cats and duct tape dont' go together!
Raven: Have you considered a bungee cord for the little one?
GKL: I had to go back and check it out, you are so right. What a loser mom...