When the puns hit your eye...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!!!
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.
When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.
When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest
That's some more "A"s!
When on Mt. Cook you see
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.
When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?
A comedian-ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That's a s'more, eh?
When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's "No more!", eh?
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.
When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.
When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest
That's some more "A"s!
When on Mt. Cook you see
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.
When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?
A comedian-ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That's a s'more, eh?
When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's "No more!", eh?
The sad thing is that made me laugh... a lot.
ReplyDeleteWhen you get your dick sucked
ReplyDeleteand you're charged 50 bucks
that's a whore, eh?
OK, what else you guys got?
haha lolo you are very poetic.
ReplyDeleteSpooney, I won't even attempt to top the whore, eh comment.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hysterical!
hhahahah very cute!
ReplyDeleteWhen your party has a stench
ReplyDeletebecause everyone's French
That's a soiree
Just kidding, I like France & the French.
This is a rare case where the use of puns didn't result in complete comic failure. It made me laugh. My hat's off to you!
ReplyDeleteRevree: Thanks for dropping by!
ReplyDeleteSpooney: You are on fire dude.
Chris: Yeah, most puns just make me groan, I liked this one.
Were you aware that you're a poet?
ReplyDeleteWhen can't get too far
ReplyDeletecuz you drive a bad car
that's Volare
Grant: I am more aware that I shamelessly steal jokes from my friends for blog items.
ReplyDeleteSpooney:
If a glacier's retreat
piles up stones at its feet
that's a moraine
When you're south of the border,
ReplyDeleteAnd the waiter knows my order
That's my Jorge.
I'm speechless...
ReplyDeleteActually I just spit beer all over the floor eh.
GKL: I knew you had one in you, just like your drinks!
ReplyDeleteDirty: Through your nose I hope, then my work here is done.
Are you spying on me?
ReplyDeleteDirty: You keep closing your damn blinds!
ReplyDeleteTHAT was awesome. I love it.
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